Beyonce hottness should be ilegal

Like seriously. SERIOUSLY? Do you ever have a bad hair day? Or a bad dress day? Or a pimple? Or chipped toenail polish? Because according to our extensive records, the answer is "No."

We saw you and your hubby, Jay-Z, just casually walking around the Champs-Élysées in France all like, "Oh, don't mind us, we're just your average, everyday couple," what, with your sunglasses and your to-die-for snakeskin bag, and your new blonde hair that shouldn't look good on you but does anyway because you're effing BEYONCÉ.